i don’t understand why parents say ‘i’m very disappointed in you’ like i don’t care i’m very disappointed that mcdonalds doesn’t deliver but u don’t hear me complaining about it
actually in new york they deliver so whats your excuse
i live in australia and im 103% sure they don’t deliver from new york to australia so whats YOUR excuse for leaving a shitty comment on my text post
(via higglez)
| me during shower time: | What is my mission here on earth? What would have happened if Hitler got killed before he started the war? What if is there's a bigger force controlling us right now? |
| me almost falling asleep: | I think I've solved the mystery of Atlantis and the cure for cancer and starving in Africa and the problems for all bad things in the universe |
| me during the day: | how do I spell house? |
all i ever say is “ugh” because it can show confusion, lust, disgust and contempt, and that’s pretty much my life
(via campbelltoe)
don’t do drugs. do me
do drugs and me.
do drugs with me. and then do me.
(Source: inbox, via campbelltoe)
I just want someone to show up at my house and climb into bed with me and tell me everything will be okay even if it won’t
(via higglez)
Holy shit I graduate in a matter if hours..
